PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, if President Obama dumps Joe Biden, because of all those gaffes, who will he with replace him with and why? Faith Salie?
FAITH SALIE: In an attempt to sweep the youth vote, the lady vote and the gay vote, Obama will unveil his own Ryan plan. His VP pick will be a shirtless Ryan Gosling.
SAGAL: From Paula Poundstone?
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Steve Fauntleroy. He was vice president of my sixth grade class.
POUNDSTONE: And never had one gaffe.
SAGAL: And Luke Burbank?
LUKE BURBANK: Legendary anchorman Bill Kurtis, because seriously, have you heard that frigging voice?
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BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of those people replace Joe Biden, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis, for making us sound more important than we are.
SAGAL: Thanks also to Paula Poundstone, Faith Salie and Luke Burbank. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal, and we'll be back with you next week.
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