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SAGAL: Now, panel, what will Apple unveil next? Adam Felber.
ADAM FELBER: The iGone (ph) a tiny, smooth, white, state-of-the-art, fashion-forward tech doodad that does nothing useful so you don't mind losing it.
SAGAL: Faith Salie.
FAITH SALIE: They'll unveil an offering of cocktails at their Genius Bar so you can get sloshed while you wait for the geniuses to reinstall a headphone jack in your iPhone.
SAGAL: Luke Burbank.
LUKE BURBANK: An app that sends a tremendous electric shock into a man's finger if he types the words she should smile more into an email.
BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Adam Felber, Faith Salie and Luke Burbank. Thanks to all of you for listening.
SAGAL: I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
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