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Predictions

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, when we finally identify the UFOs, what will they be? Tom Bodett.

TOM BODETT: God with a laser pointer messing with us.

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SAGAL: Maeve Higgins.

MAEVE HIGGINS: They're skateboards full of glowing plankton.

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SAGAL: And Negin Farsad.

NEGIN FARSAD: It's - they're pizza boxes that have become self-aware.

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HIGGINS: Cute.

BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Well, if the UFOs turned out to be any of those things, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Maeve Higgins...

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SAGAL: ...Negin Farsad and Tom Bodett. And thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.

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